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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
DJ Khaled
American dj, record executive, record producer and media personality.
Born November 26th, 1975 in New Orleans.
Going-2-Die™ April 22nd, 2024 at 48 years old
John Roberts
American actor and comedian.
Born November 10th, 1971 in Brooklyn. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 23rd, 2024 at 52 years old
Peter Hirsch
British metallurgist.
Born January 16th, 1925 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ April 24th, 2024 at 99 years old
Kurt Rey
Swiss footballer.
Born December 10th, 1923 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2024 at 100 years old
Manuel Chorens
Cuban footballer.
Born January 22nd, 1916 in A Coruña Province.
Going-2-Die™ April 23rd, 2024 at 108 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1675499104
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death never takes the wise man by surprise, he is always ready to go. Jean de La Fontaine