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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ellen DeGeneres
American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer.
Born January 26th, 1958 in Metairie.
Going-2-Die™ December 10th, 2025 at 67 years old
Dujuan Richards
Jamaican footballer (born 2005).
Born November 10th, 2005 in Port Royal.
Going-2-Die™ December 9th, 2025 at 20 years old
Margo Glantz
Author.
Born January 28th, 1930 in Mexico City. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 8th, 2025 at 95 years old
Mostafa Taha
Egyptian footballer.
Born March 23rd, 1910 in Cairo. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 10th, 2025 at 115 years old
Víctor Brown
Bolivian footballer.
Born March 7th, 1927 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ December 7th, 2025 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1762712715
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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