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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sandra Bullock
American actress and film producer.
Born July 26th, 1964 in Arlington County.
Going-2-Die™ May 27th, 2026 at 61 years old
Mel Brooks
American comedian, filmmaker, and actor (born 1926).
Born June 28th, 1926 in Brownsville.
Going-2-Die™ May 24th, 2026 at 99 years old
Carson Daly
American television and radio personality and producer.
Born June 22nd, 1973 in Santa Monica.
Going-2-Die™ May 26th, 2026 at 52 years old
Erna Schneider Hoover
American mathematician.
Born June 19th, 1926 in Irvington.
Going-2-Die™ May 28th, 2026 at 99 years old
Jorge Germán Pacheco
Uruguayan association football player.
Born October 26th, 1889 in Montevideo.
Going-2-Die™ May 26th, 2026 at 136 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779634232
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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