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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Aaron Rodgers
American football player (born 1983).
Born December 2nd, 1983 in Chico.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 42 years old
Jean Spangler
American actress.
Born September 2nd, 1923 in Seattle.
Going-2-Die™ June 13th, 2026 at 102 years old
Wang Yeping
Wife of jiang zemin, former general secretary of the chinese communist party.
Born February 12th, 1928 in Yangzhou.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 98 years old
Elizabeth F. Neufeld
American geneticist.
Born September 27th, 1928 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 97 years old
Antton Luengo
Road bicycle racer.
Born January 17th, 1981 in Ermua.
Going-2-Die™ June 10th, 2026 at 45 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780995138
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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It is nothing to die. It is frightful not to live. Victor Hugo