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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Clint Eastwood
American actor and film director (born 1930).
Born May 31st, 1930 in San Francisco.
Going-2-Die™ June 10th, 2026 at 96 years old
Astrid Lulling
Luxembourgish politician.
Born June 11th, 1929 in Schifflange.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 97 years old
Albert Durant
Belgian water polo player.
Born July 1st, 1892 in Brussels.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 133 years old
Kamel Masoud
Egyptian footballer.
Born August 2nd, 1914 in Egypt.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 111 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781010273
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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