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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rami Malek
American actor (born 1981).
Born May 12th, 1981 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ June 21st, 2026 at 45 years old
Peter Murphy
English rock vocalist.
Born July 11th, 1957 in Northampton.
Going-2-Die™ June 20th, 2026 at 68 years old
Cynthia Ozick
American writer (born 1928).
Born April 17th, 1928 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 19th, 2026 at 98 years old
James B. Harris
American screenwriter, producer and director.
Born August 3rd, 1928 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2026 at 97 years old
Jacinto Barquín
Cuban footballer.
Born September 3rd, 1915 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2026 at 110 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781780367
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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