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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Olivia Wilde
American actress and film director (born 1984).
Born March 10th, 1984 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ July 9th, 2026 at 42 years old
Thomas Sowell
American economist, social theorist, political philosopher and author.
Born June 30th, 1930 in Gastonia.
Going-2-Die™ July 9th, 2026 at 96 years old
Aleksandr Zatsepin
Soviet and russian composer.
Born March 10th, 1926 in Novosibirsk.
Going-2-Die™ July 10th, 2026 at 100 years old
Jean Spautz
Luxembourgish politician (born 1930).
Born September 9th, 1930 in Schifflange.
Going-2-Die™ July 6th, 2026 at 95 years old
Olha Zubaryeva
Soviet handball player.
Born January 27th, 1958 in Kyiv.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 68 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783325360
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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