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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Shia LaBeouf
American actor, performance artist, and filmmaker.
Born June 11th, 1986 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ July 17th, 2026 at 40 years old
Elias James Corey
American chemist.
Born July 12th, 1928 in Methuen.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 98 years old
Paco Jémez
Spanish football player/manager.
Born April 18th, 1970 in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 56 years old
Dominique Fernandez
French novelist, essayist, travel writer.
Born August 25th, 1929 in Neuilly-sur-Seine.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2026 at 96 years old
Heinrich Krug
German water polo player.
Born September 22nd, 1911 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ July 17th, 2026 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783931796
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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