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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Hailee Steinfeld
American actress and singer-songwriter (born 1996).
Born December 11th, 1996 in Tarzana.
Going-2-Die™ July 21st, 2026 at 29 years old
Frank Morris
American criminal and prison escapee.
Born September 1st, 1926 in Washington, D.C..
Going-2-Die™ July 21st, 2026 at 99 years old
Roy Romer
American politician (born 1928).
Born October 31st, 1928 in Garden City.
Going-2-Die™ July 22nd, 2026 at 97 years old
Ivan Ergić
Serbian footballer.
Born January 21st, 1981 in Šibenik.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 45 years old
André Milhoux
Racecar driver.
Born December 9th, 1928 in Bressoux.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784602144
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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A normal human being does not want the Kingdom of Heaven: he wants life on earth to continue. George Orwell