Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Benedict Cumberbatch
English actor.
Born July 19th, 1976 in Hammersmith. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 49 years old
William Kennedy
American writer and journalist.
Born January 16th, 1928 in Albany. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 98 years old
Souleyman Doumbia
Ivorian-french footballer.
Born September 24th, 1996 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 29 years old
BenjamÃn Maldonado
Bolivian footballer.
Born January 4th, 1928 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2026 at 98 years old
Poul Svendsen
Danish rower.
Born April 21st, 1927 in Copenhagen.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771585119
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation. Rumi