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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
David Attenborough
British broadcaster and naturalist.
Born May 8th, 1926 in Isleworth.
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2025 at 99 years old
Jeffrey Pierce
American actor.
Born December 13th, 1971 in Denver.
Going-2-Die™ June 18th, 2025 at 53 years old
Günther Schwägermann
Ss officer.
Born July 24th, 1915 in Uelzen.
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2025 at 109 years old
Tellervo Koivisto
Finnish politician and first lady of finland.
Born January 2nd, 1929 in Punkalaidun.
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2025 at 96 years old
Mario Ghella
Italian cyclist, 1948 olympic gold in individual sprint.
Born June 23rd, 1929 in Chieri.
Going-2-Die™ June 19th, 2025 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1749957953
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
It is not length of life, but depth of life. Ralph Waldo Emerson