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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Shah Rukh Khan
Indian actor, producer and television personality.
Born November 2nd, 1965 in New Delhi.
Going-2-Die™ December 4th, 2025 at 60 years old
Line Renaud
French recording artist, actress, singer; aids activist.
Born July 2nd, 1928 in Nieppe.
Going-2-Die™ December 7th, 2025 at 97 years old
Ernest Simoni
Albanian roman catholic cardinal.
Born October 18th, 1928 in Blinisht.
Going-2-Die™ December 7th, 2025 at 97 years old
Håkon Evjen
Norwegian association football player.
Born February 14th, 2000 in Narvik.
Going-2-Die™ December 5th, 2025 at 25 years old
Jacques Lefèvre
French fencer.
Born February 1st, 1928 in Marseille.
Going-2-Die™ December 5th, 2025 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764802665
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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