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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Dua Lipa
British singer.
Born August 22nd, 1995 in Westminster. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 4th, 2026 at 30 years old
Héctor Germán Oesterheld
Argentine journalist and cartoonist.
Born July 23rd, 1919 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ May 7th, 2026 at 106 years old
Igor Zubeldia
Spanish football player.
Born March 30th, 1997 in Azkoitia.
Going-2-Die™ May 5th, 2026 at 29 years old
Robert Sadowski
Romanian footballer.
Born August 16th, 1914 in Chernivtsi.
Going-2-Die™ May 8th, 2026 at 111 years old
René Cabrera
Bolivian footballer.
Born October 21st, 1925.
Going-2-Die™ May 6th, 2026 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1777891765
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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