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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ben Affleck
American film actor, director and screenwriter.
Born August 15th, 1972 in Berkeley.
Going-2-Die™ April 18th, 2026 at 53 years old
Vernon L. Smith
American economist.
Born January 1st, 1927 in Wichita.
Going-2-Die™ April 17th, 2026 at 99 years old
William Kennedy
American writer and journalist.
Born January 16th, 1928 in Albany. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 17th, 2026 at 98 years old
Dieter Runkel
Swiss cyclist.
Born December 21st, 1966 in Obergösgen. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 15th, 2026 at 59 years old
Johan Burk
Dutch rower.
Born May 11th, 1887 in Amsterdam.
Going-2-Die™ April 17th, 2026 at 138 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1776147452
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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