Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ronda Rousey
American former mixed martial arts (mma) fighter, professional wrestler, and judoka.
Born February 1st, 1987 in Santa Monica.
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 39 years old
Josh Vela
English association football player (born 1993).
Born December 14th, 1993 in Salford.
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 32 years old
Péter Boross
Hungarian politician, prime minister.
Born August 27th, 1928 in Nagybajom.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 97 years old
Elizabeth F. Neufeld
American geneticist.
Born September 27th, 1928 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 97 years old
José Bustamante
Bolivian footballer (born 1921).
Born March 5th, 1922 in Bolivia. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 28th, 2026 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782320272
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
He who is not busy being born is busy dying. Bob Dylan