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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Zoë Kravitz
American actress, singer and model (born 1988).
Born December 1st, 1988 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ June 14th, 2026 at 37 years old
Garry Monk
English footballer (born 1979).
Born March 6th, 1979 in Bedford.
Going-2-Die™ June 16th, 2026 at 47 years old
Ali Sistani
Iranian cleric.
Born August 4th, 1930 in Mashhad.
Going-2-Die™ June 16th, 2026 at 95 years old
Jacinto Barquín
Cuban footballer.
Born September 3rd, 1915 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ June 13th, 2026 at 110 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781289452
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J.K. Rowling