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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ranbir Kapoor
Indian film actor.
Born September 25th, 1982 in Mumbai.
Going-2-Die™ June 21st, 2026 at 43 years old
Judith Magre
French actress.
Born November 20th, 1926 in Montier-en-Der.
Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2026 at 99 years old
Ana Maria Popescu
Romanian épée fencer.
Born November 26th, 1984 in Bucharest.
Going-2-Die™ June 20th, 2026 at 41 years old
Victorinus Youn Kong-hi
Archbishop of gwangju.
Born November 8th, 1924 in South Pyongan Province.
Going-2-Die™ June 19th, 2026 at 101 years old
Eugène Fraysse
French footballer.
Born August 24th, 1879 in 20th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2026 at 146 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781841994
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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It is nothing to die. It is frightful not to live. Victor Hugo