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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bruce Springsteen
American rock singer (born 1949).
Born September 23rd, 1949 in Long Branch.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 76 years old
Bonnie Bartlett
American actress.
Born June 20th, 1929 in Wisconsin Rapids.
Going-2-Die™ June 13th, 2026 at 96 years old
David Millar
Scottish cyclist (born 1977).
Born January 4th, 1977 in Mtarfa.
Going-2-Die™ June 13th, 2026 at 49 years old
Ángel Grippa
Argentine footballer.
Born March 2nd, 1914 in Argentina.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 112 years old
Daphne Hasenjager
Athletics competitor.
Born July 2nd, 1929 in Pretoria.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781053318
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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