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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mia Khalifa
Lebanese-born american webcam model and former porn actress.
Born February 10th, 1993 in Beirut. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 23rd, 2026 at 33 years old
Alan Oppenheimer
American voice actor (born 1930).
Born April 23rd, 1930 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 96 years old
Jim Thompson
American fashion designer.
Born March 21st, 1906 in Greenville.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 120 years old
Pius Paschke
German ski jumper.
Born May 20th, 1990 in Munich.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 36 years old
Christian Meier
German historian of ancient history and professor.
Born February 16th, 1929 in Słupsk.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784502928
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death: something like birth, a natural mystery, elements that split and recombine. Not an embarrassing thing. Not an offense to reason, or our nature. Marcus Aurelius