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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Talulah Riley
British actress.
Born September 26th, 1985 in Hertfordshire.
Going-2-Die™ July 16th, 2026 at 40 years old
Aisha Hinds
American actress.
Born November 13th, 1975 in Brooklyn.
Going-2-Die™ July 16th, 2026 at 50 years old
Herbert Blomstedt
Swedish conductor.
Born July 11th, 1927 in Springfield.
Going-2-Die™ July 17th, 2026 at 99 years old
Mario Sosa
Cuban footballer.
Born January 1st, 1910 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 116 years old
Hubert Lefèbvre
French rugby union player.
Born November 29th, 1878 in 12th arrondissement of Paris. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 18th, 2026 at 147 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784133216
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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It is nothing to die. It is frightful not to live. Victor Hugo