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Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
Drum roll, please...
American media personality, socialite, and businesswoman.
Born November 5th, 1955 in San Diego.
Going-2-Die™ June 19th, 2026 at 70 years old
Romanian association football player (born 2005).
Born September 13th, 2005 in Constanța.
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 20 years old
Paraguayan footballer.
Born February 19th, 1921 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2026 at 105 years old
French rower.
Born January 26th, 1905 in Annaba. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2026 at 121 years old
Belgian artistic gymnast (1888-2000).
Born April 13th, 1888 in Ronse.
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2026 at 138 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781468651
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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