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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Winona Ryder
American actress.
Born October 29th, 1971 in Winona.
Going-2-Die™ June 6th, 2026 at 54 years old
Manfred Ugalde
Costa rican footballer.
Born May 25th, 2002 in Heredia.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 24 years old
Zheng Xiaoying
First female conductor in china.
Born September 28th, 1929 in Yongding District.
Going-2-Die™ June 7th, 2026 at 96 years old
Hanns Nägle
Bobsledder (1902–2000).
Born February 8th, 1902.
Going-2-Die™ June 10th, 2026 at 124 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780710645
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. Marcus Aurelius