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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
DJ Khaled
American dj, record executive, record producer and media personality.
Born November 26th, 1975 in New Orleans.
Going-2-Die™ February 6th, 2023 at 47 years old
John Roberts
American actor and comedian.
Born November 10th, 1971 in Brooklyn. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2023 at 51 years old
Peter Hirsch
British metallurgist.
Born January 16th, 1925 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ February 8th, 2023 at 98 years old
Kurt Rey
Swiss footballer.
Born December 10th, 1923 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ February 4th, 2023 at 99 years old
Manuel Chorens
Cuban footballer.
Born January 22nd, 1916 in A Coruña Province.
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2023 at 107 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1675499104
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 410
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. Jimi Hendrix