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Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
Drum roll, please...
American actor and model.
Born August 1st, 1979 in Nānākuli.
Going-2-Die™ February 2nd, 2026 at 46 years old
British zoologist, ethologist and surrealist painter (born 1928).
Born January 24th, 1928 in Purton.
Going-2-Die™ February 1st, 2026 at 98 years old
American composer and conductor.
Born March 4th, 1928 in Mannheim.
Going-2-Die™ February 3rd, 2026 at 97 years old
Ghanaian association football player.
Born November 1st, 1993 in Ghana.
Going-2-Die™ February 5th, 2026 at 32 years old
Ugandan catholic bishop | once archbishop of kampala.
Born December 15th, 1926 in Masaka District.
Going-2-Die™ February 1st, 2026 at 99 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769924408
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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