Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rashmika Mandanna
Indian actress (born 1996).
Born April 5th, 1996 in Virajpet. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 30 years old
Marion Ross
American actress (born 1928).
Born October 25th, 1928 in Watertown.
Going-2-Die™ June 14th, 2026 at 97 years old
Josh Kerr
British middle-distance runner.
Born October 8th, 1997 in Edinburgh.
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2026 at 28 years old
Ray Marshall
American government official.
Born August 22nd, 1928 in Oak Grove.
Going-2-Die™ June 13th, 2026 at 97 years old
Emilio Lledó
Spanish philosopher, writer, essayist and teacher.
Born November 5th, 1927 in Seville.
Going-2-Die™ June 14th, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781342027
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
No one really knows why they are alive until they know what they’d die for. Martin Luther King Jr.