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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ivanka Trump
American businesswoman, socialite and political advisior (born 1981).
Born October 30th, 1981 in Manhattan.
Going-2-Die™ July 23rd, 2026 at 44 years old
Angelo Acerbi
Italian catholic archbishop.
Born September 23rd, 1925 in Sesta Godano.
Going-2-Die™ July 23rd, 2026 at 100 years old
André Darrigade
Racing cyclist.
Born April 24th, 1929 in Narrosse.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 97 years old
Jerzy Antczak
Polish film director.
Born December 25th, 1929 in Volodymyr.
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784651086
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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