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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tiger Woods
American golfer.
Born December 30th, 1975 in Cypress. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 50 years old
William Daniels
American actor.
Born March 31st, 1927 in Brooklyn.
Going-2-Die™ January 15th, 2026 at 98 years old
Aleksandra Pakhmutova
Soviet and russian composer.
Born November 9th, 1929 in Volgograd.
Going-2-Die™ January 13th, 2026 at 96 years old
André Olbrich
German guitarist.
Born May 3rd, 1967 in Düsseldorf.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 58 years old
Ninel Krutova
Russian diver who competed at the olympics 1952-1960.
Born January 3rd, 1926 in Kyiv.
Going-2-Die™ January 15th, 2026 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768174548
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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