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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.

We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.

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Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

Ralph Fiennes

English actor, director and producer (born 1962).

Born December 22nd, 1962 in Ipswich.

Going-2-Die™ June 3rd, 2026 at 63 years old

Ip Chun

Wing chun practitioner.

Born July 25th, 1924 in Foshan. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ June 3rd, 2026 at 101 years old

Patrice Carteron

French football manager (born 1970).

Born July 30th, 1970 in Saint-Brieuc.

Going-2-Die™ June 6th, 2026 at 55 years old

Chi Haotian

Former minister of national defense of china.

Born July 9th, 1929 in Zhaoyuan.

Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 96 years old

Jean Roth

Cyclist.

Born March 3rd, 1924 in Le Havre.

Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 102 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

      Prediction run #1780527802
      Algorithm v0.2
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