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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Saoirse Ronan
Irish-american actress (born 1994).
Born April 12th, 1994 in The Bronx.
Going-2-Die™ June 3rd, 2026 at 32 years old
Milan Panić
Yugoslav politician.
Born December 20th, 1929 in Belgrade.
Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 96 years old
Herman Chernoff
American statistician.
Born July 1st, 1923 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 2nd, 2026 at 102 years old
Víctor Brown
Bolivian footballer.
Born March 7th, 1927 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ May 31st, 2026 at 99 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780205411
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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