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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Benedict Cumberbatch
English actor (born 1976).
Born July 19th, 1976 in Hammersmith.
Going-2-Die™ June 1st, 2026 at 49 years old
Frank Morris
American criminal and prison escapee.
Born September 1st, 1926 in Washington, D.C..
Going-2-Die™ June 3rd, 2026 at 99 years old
Henepola Gunaratana
Sri lankan buddhist monk.
Born December 7th, 1927 in Henepola.
Going-2-Die™ June 1st, 2026 at 98 years old
Monique Chaumette
French actress.
Born April 4th, 1927 in 14th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ May 31st, 2026 at 99 years old
Gilles Marguet
French biathlete.
Born December 3rd, 1967 in Pontarlier.
Going-2-Die™ June 3rd, 2026 at 58 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780103160
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Die happily and look forward to taking up a new and better form. Like the sun, only when you set in the west can you rise in the east. Rumi