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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Joaquin Phoenix
American actor.
Born October 28th, 1974 in San Juan.
Going-2-Die™ July 27th, 2026 at 51 years old
Valdas Adamkus
6th president of lithuania (born 1926).
Born November 3rd, 1926 in Kaunas.
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 99 years old
Ida Vitale
Uruguayan writer.
Born November 2nd, 1923 in Montevideo.
Going-2-Die™ July 27th, 2026 at 102 years old
Accursio Bentivegna
Italian footballer.
Born June 21st, 1996 in Sciacca.
Going-2-Die™ July 28th, 2026 at 30 years old
Koji Miyata
Japanese association football player.
Born January 15th, 1923 in Japan.
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 103 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784992194
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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