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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Shakira
Colombian singer, songwriter and actress.
Born February 2nd, 1977 in Barranquilla.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 49 years old
Phyllis Lambert
Canadian philanthropist and member of the bronfman family.
Born January 24th, 1927 in Montreal.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 99 years old
Robert Firth
English footballer and football manager (1887-?).
Born February 20th, 1887 in Sheldon.
Going-2-Die™ July 18th, 2026 at 139 years old
Gaëtan Englebert
Belgian footballer.
Born June 11th, 1976 in Liège.
Going-2-Die™ July 16th, 2026 at 50 years old
Jean Hoffman
Belgian water polo player.
Born September 23rd, 1893 in Brussels.
Going-2-Die™ July 18th, 2026 at 132 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784092267
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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