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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mark Cuban
American investor and entrepreneur (born 1958).
Born July 31st, 1958 in Pittsburgh.
Going-2-Die™ June 24th, 2026 at 67 years old
Willem Geubbels
French association football player.
Born August 16th, 2001 in Villeurbanne.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 24 years old
Luciana Castellina
Italian politician and journalist.
Born August 9th, 1929 in Rome.
Going-2-Die™ June 23rd, 2026 at 96 years old
Zvi Laron
Israeli physician and discoverer of laron syndrom.
Born February 6th, 1927 in Chernivtsi.
Going-2-Die™ June 23rd, 2026 at 99 years old
Albert Houssiau
Belgian theologian and bishop.
Born November 2nd, 1924 in Halle.
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 101 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782133316
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can. But life leaps over oblivion lightly, losing only a thing or two of no importance, and gloom is just a passing shadow of a cloud. Yann Martel