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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex
Member of the british royal family and former actress.
Born August 4th, 1981 in Canoga Park. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2025 at 43 years old
Imelda Marcos
Former first lady of the philippines.
Born July 2nd, 1929 in Manila.
Going-2-Die™ July 22nd, 2025 at 96 years old
Milan Panić
Yugoslav politician.
Born December 20th, 1929 in Belgrade.
Going-2-Die™ July 23rd, 2025 at 95 years old
Nail Umyarov
Association football player.
Born June 27th, 2000 in Syzran.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2025 at 25 years old
Walter Reisp
Austrian handball player.
Born November 5th, 1910 in Austria.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2025 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1752927668
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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