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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Reese Witherspoon
American actress and producer.
Born March 22nd, 1976 in New Orleans. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 49 years old
William Kennedy
American writer and journalist.
Born January 16th, 1928 in Albany. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2026 at 98 years old
Manuel Alberto Claro
Chilean-danish cinematographer.
Born April 3rd, 1970 in Santiago.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2026 at 55 years old
Hermano da Silva Ramos
Racecar driver.
Born December 7th, 1925 in 16th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2026 at 100 years old
Jean Roth
Cyclist.
Born March 3rd, 1924 in Le Havre.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2026 at 101 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771842802
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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