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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Salman Khan
Indian actor and producer (born 1965).
Born December 27th, 1965 in Indore.
Going-2-Die™ March 6th, 2026 at 60 years old
George E. Smith
Nobel prize winning american physicist.
Born May 10th, 1930 in White Plains.
Going-2-Die™ March 9th, 2026 at 95 years old
Hrachya Petikyan
Armenian sports shooter.
Born February 23rd, 1960 in Yerevan.
Going-2-Die™ March 7th, 2026 at 66 years old
Hubert Lafortune
Belgian gymnast.
Born November 24th, 1889 in Leuven.
Going-2-Die™ March 7th, 2026 at 136 years old
Ernst Hufschmid
Swiss handball player.
Born October 9th, 1910 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ March 9th, 2026 at 115 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772825568
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Man cannot possess anything as long as he fears death. But to him who does not fear it, everything belongs. Leo Tolstoy