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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.

We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.

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Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

DJ Khaled

American dj, record executive, record producer and media personality.

Born November 26th, 1975 in New Orleans.

Going-2-Die™ February 6th, 2023 at 47 years old

John Roberts

American actor and comedian.

Born November 10th, 1971 in Brooklyn. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2023 at 51 years old

Peter Hirsch

British metallurgist.

Born January 16th, 1925 in Berlin.

Going-2-Die™ February 8th, 2023 at 98 years old

Kurt Rey

Swiss footballer.

Born December 10th, 1923 in Switzerland.

Going-2-Die™ February 4th, 2023 at 99 years old

Manuel Chorens

Cuban footballer.

Born January 22nd, 1916 in A Coruña Province.

Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2023 at 107 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

      Prediction run #1675499104
      Algorithm v0.2
      Quant employee ID 410

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