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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bruno Mars
American singer-songwriter and record producer (born 1985).
Born October 8th, 1985 in Honolulu.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 40 years old
Louis Le Prince
French artist and cinematographer, pioneer of cinema.
Born August 28th, 1842 in Metz. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2026 at 183 years old
Wang Luodan
Chinese singer-actress.
Born January 30th, 1984 in Chifeng. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 42 years old
Sobiesław Zasada
Polish rally driver.
Born January 27th, 1930 in Dąbrowa Górnicza.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 96 years old
Eric Till
English film director.
Born November 24th, 1929 in London.
Going-2-Die™ July 10th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783695747
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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It is nothing to die. It is frightful not to live. Victor Hugo