Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Nicolas Cage
American actor (born 1964).
Born January 7th, 1964 in Long Beach.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 62 years old
William Daniels
American actor (born 1927).
Born March 31st, 1927 in Brooklyn.
Going-2-Die™ July 1st, 2026 at 99 years old
Miguel Cotto
Puerto rican boxer.
Born October 29th, 1980 in Caguas.
Going-2-Die™ July 1st, 2026 at 45 years old
Jerry Hardin
American actor.
Born November 20th, 1929 in Dallas.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 96 years old
Sobiesław Zasada
Polish rally driver.
Born January 27th, 1930 in Dąbrowa Górnicza.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782641065
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold. Ralph Waldo Emerson