Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Will Smith
American actor, film producer and rapper (born 1968).
Born September 25th, 1968 in Philadelphia.
Going-2-Die™ March 11th, 2026 at 57 years old
John Astin
American actor.
Born March 30th, 1930 in Baltimore.
Going-2-Die™ March 12th, 2026 at 95 years old
Ray Anthony
American bandleader, trumpeter, songwriter, and actor (born 1922).
Born January 20th, 1922 in Bentleyville.
Going-2-Die™ March 9th, 2026 at 104 years old
Raif Dizdarević
Yugoslav politician.
Born December 9th, 1926 in Fojnica.
Going-2-Die™ March 13th, 2026 at 99 years old
Marina de Van
French film director, screenwriter and actress.
Born February 8th, 1971 in Boulogne-Billancourt. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ March 11th, 2026 at 55 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1773078475
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
A man with outward courage dares to die; a man with inner courage dares to live. Lao Tzu