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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.

We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.

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Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

Mike Tyson

American boxer.

Born June 30th, 1966 in Brooklyn.

Going-2-Die™ March 8th, 2024 at 57 years old

James D. Watson

American molecular biologist, geneticist, and zoologist.

Born April 6th, 1928 in Chicago. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ March 5th, 2024 at 95 years old

Nancy Olson

American actress.

Born July 14th, 1928 in Milwaukee.

Going-2-Die™ March 7th, 2024 at 95 years old

Clare Foley

American actress.

Born September 24th, 2001 in California.

Going-2-Die™ March 8th, 2024 at 22 years old

Hubert Lafortune

Belgian gymnast.

Born November 24th, 1889 in Leuven.

Going-2-Die™ March 5th, 2024 at 134 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

      Prediction run #1709548104
      Algorithm v0.2
      Quant employee ID 348

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