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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Danny DeVito
American actor, comedian, director and producer.
Born November 17th, 1944 in Neptune Township.
Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2026 at 81 years old
Pia Olsen Dyhr
Danish politician.
Born November 30th, 1971 in Vallensbæk. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 16th, 2026 at 54 years old
Jan Sierada
Belarusian scientist and politician (1879-1943).
Born May 13th, 1879 in Zadzvieja.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 147 years old
Duberty Aráoz
Bolivian footballer.
Born December 21st, 1920 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 105 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783850395
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do? Epicurus