Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Emily Blunt
British actress (born 1983).
Born February 23rd, 1983 in Wandsworth.
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2025 at 42 years old
Bob Cousy
American basketball player and coach.
Born August 9th, 1928 in Manhattan. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2025 at 97 years old
Oliver Penrose
British physicist, mathematician.
Born June 6th, 1929 in Colchester.
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2025 at 96 years old
Zac MacMath
American association footballer (soccer player).
Born August 7th, 1991 in St. Petersburg.
Going-2-Die™ September 21st, 2025 at 34 years old
Victor Lardanchet
French rugby union footballer.
Born December 29th, 1863 in Desnes.
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2025 at 161 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1758124885
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities. George R.R. Martin