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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
José Mourinho
Portuguese association football manager and former player.
Born January 26th, 1963 in Setúbal.
Going-2-Die™ December 8th, 2025 at 62 years old
Hugues Aufray
French recording artist; singer.
Born August 18th, 1929 in Neuilly-sur-Seine.
Going-2-Die™ December 7th, 2025 at 96 years old
Collin Benjamin
Namibian footballer.
Born August 3rd, 1978 in Windhoek.
Going-2-Die™ December 8th, 2025 at 47 years old
Mario Ochoa
Mexican football player.
Born November 7th, 1927 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ December 7th, 2025 at 98 years old
Takashi Kasahara
Japanese association football player (born 1918).
Born March 26th, 1918 in Japan.
Going-2-Die™ December 8th, 2025 at 107 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765060138
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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