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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Cillian Murphy
Irish actor.
Born May 25th, 1976 in County Cork.
Going-2-Die™ February 5th, 2026 at 49 years old
Gary Snyder
American poet.
Born May 8th, 1930 in San Francisco.
Going-2-Die™ February 8th, 2026 at 95 years old
Alan Wright
British footballer (born 1971).
Born September 28th, 1971 in Ashton-under-Lyne.
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2026 at 54 years old
Dominique Fernandez
French novelist, essayist, travel writer.
Born August 25th, 1929 in Neuilly-sur-Seine.
Going-2-Die™ February 6th, 2026 at 96 years old
Jan Harting
Indonesian footballer.
Born September 9th, 1912 in Batavia.
Going-2-Die™ February 5th, 2026 at 113 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1770282233
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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