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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Louis Tomlinson
English singer and songwriter.
Born December 24th, 1991 in Doncaster.
Going-2-Die™ September 11th, 2024 at 32 years old
Francisco Sosa
Paraguayan footballer.
Born October 4th, 1917 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ September 9th, 2024 at 106 years old
Jacinto Barquín
Cuban footballer.
Born September 3rd, 1915 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ September 8th, 2024 at 109 years old
Ninel Krutova
Female russian diver who competed at the olympics 1952-1960.
Born January 3rd, 1926 in Kyiv.
Going-2-Die™ September 10th, 2024 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1725726758
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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