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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Michael Jordan
American basketball player and businessman (born 1963).
Born February 17th, 1963 in Brooklyn.
Going-2-Die™ May 20th, 2026 at 63 years old
Peter Cellier
British actor.
Born July 12th, 1928 in Hendon.
Going-2-Die™ May 21st, 2026 at 97 years old
György Kurtág
Hungarian composer.
Born February 19th, 1926 in Lugoj.
Going-2-Die™ May 23rd, 2026 at 100 years old
Laurence Rosenthal
American composer.
Born November 4th, 1926 in Detroit.
Going-2-Die™ May 23rd, 2026 at 99 years old
Javier Pérez
Spanish sculptor (born 1968).
Born December 31st, 1968 in Bilbao.
Going-2-Die™ May 24th, 2026 at 57 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779282040
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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