Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kit Harington
British actor.
Born December 26th, 1986 in Acton.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 39 years old
Angelo Acerbi
Italian catholic archbishop.
Born September 23rd, 1925 in Sesta Godano.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 100 years old
Nikita Belykh
Russian politician.
Born June 13th, 1975 in Perm. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 29th, 2026 at 51 years old
Yvette Roudy
French politician.
Born April 10th, 1929 in Pessac.
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 97 years old
Mario Ochoa
Mexican football player.
Born November 7th, 1927 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782407366
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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