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Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
Drum roll, please...
Portuguese association football manager and former player (born 1963).
Born January 26th, 1963 in Setúbal.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 63 years old
Soviet and russian composer.
Born November 9th, 1929 in Beketovka.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 96 years old
Footballer.
Born September 16th, 1996 in Le Mans.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 29 years old
American astrophysicist.
Born October 10th, 1929 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 96 years old
Uruguayan writer.
Born November 2nd, 1923 in Montevideo.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 102 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783380876
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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