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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.

We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.

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Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

Jamie Lee Curtis

American actress and author.

Born November 22nd, 1958 in Santa Monica.

Going-2-Die™ March 30th, 2024 at 65 years old

Lal Krishna Advani

Indian politician.

Born November 8th, 1927 in Karachi.

Going-2-Die™ March 29th, 2024 at 96 years old

Peter Lax

American mathematician of hungarian origin.

Born May 1st, 1926 in Budapest.

Going-2-Die™ March 31st, 2024 at 97 years old

Aurélio Buta

Association football player.

Born February 10th, 1997 in Angola.

Going-2-Die™ April 2nd, 2024 at 27 years old

Mostafa Taha

Egyptian footballer.

Born March 23rd, 1910 in Cairo. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ April 1st, 2024 at 114 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

      Prediction run #1711676354
      Algorithm v0.2
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