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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rebecca Ferguson
Swedish actress (born 1983).
Born October 19th, 1983 in Stockholm.
Going-2-Die™ January 19th, 2026 at 42 years old
Bob Cousy
American basketball player and coach.
Born August 9th, 1928 in Manhattan. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2026 at 97 years old
Gerald Holton
American physicist.
Born May 23rd, 1922 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ January 17th, 2026 at 103 years old
Mario Sosa
Cuban footballer.
Born January 1st, 1910 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2026 at 116 years old
Adelina Cojocariu
Romanian rower.
Born September 4th, 1988 in Botoșani.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 37 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768440645
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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