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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.

We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.

One of the weirdos

Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

Margot Robbie

Australian actress.

Born July 2nd, 1990 in Dalby.

Going-2-Die™ March 24th, 2025 at 34 years old

Morgan Davies

Australian actor.

Born November 27th, 2001 in Australia.

Going-2-Die™ March 24th, 2025 at 23 years old

Ida Vitale

Uruguayan writer.

Born November 2nd, 1923 in Montevideo. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ March 21st, 2025 at 101 years old

Mostafa Taha

Egyptian footballer.

Born March 23rd, 1910 in Cairo. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ March 24th, 2025 at 115 years old

Paul Aeby

Swiss footballer.

Born September 10th, 1910 in Bern, Fribourg.

Going-2-Die™ March 25th, 2025 at 114 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

      Prediction run #1742581893
      Algorithm v0.2
      Quant employee ID 348
    

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