Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Julie Andrews
British actress, singer and author (born 1935).
Born October 1st, 1935 in Walton-on-Thames.
Going-2-Die™ June 24th, 2026 at 90 years old
Nita Talbot
American actor (b. 1930).
Born August 8th, 1930 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 95 years old
Phyllis Lambert
Canadian philanthropist and member of the bronfman family.
Born January 24th, 1927 in Montreal.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 99 years old
Jordi Pujol
Spanish politician.
Born June 9th, 1930 in Barcelona. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 24th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782182025
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive – the risk to be alive and express what we really are. Miguel Angel Ruiz