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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.

We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.

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Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

Bernie Sanders

United states senator from vermont.

Born September 8th, 1941 in Brooklyn. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ July 10th, 2026 at 84 years old

Grant Elliott

New zealand cricketer.

Born March 21st, 1979 in Johannesburg.

Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2026 at 47 years old

M. S. Sathyu

Film director.

Born July 3rd, 1930 in Mysore.

Going-2-Die™ July 10th, 2026 at 96 years old

Mao Yushi

Chinese economist.

Born January 14th, 1929 in Nanjing.

Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2026 at 97 years old

Vanja Blomberg

Swedish artistic gymnast.

Born January 28th, 1929 in Gothenburg.

Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 97 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

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      Algorithm v0.2
      Quant employee ID 348
    

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