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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Emily Blunt
British actress (born 1983).
Born February 23rd, 1983 in Wandsworth.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 43 years old
Charuhasan
Indian actor.
Born January 5th, 1930 in Chennai.
Going-2-Die™ June 29th, 2026 at 96 years old
Rekha Gupta
9th chief minister of nct of delhi (born 1974).
Going-2-Die™ June 28th, 2026 at 51 years old
Héctor Germán Oesterheld
Argentine journalist and cartoonist.
Born July 23rd, 1919 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 106 years old
Julián Herranz Casado
Catholic cardinal.
Born March 31st, 1930 in Baena.
Going-2-Die™ June 28th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782583309
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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