Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Aamir Khan
Indian actor.
Born March 14th, 1965 in Mumbai.
Going-2-Die™ July 26th, 2026 at 61 years old
Alfred Moisiu
Albanian general and politician; former president of albania (born 1929).
Born December 1st, 1929 in Shkodër.
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 96 years old
Pierre Alechinsky
Belgian and french painter and engraver (born 1927).
Born October 19th, 1927 in Brussels. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 98 years old
Jeroen Tel
Dutch composer.
Born May 19th, 1972 in Eindhoven.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 54 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784816308
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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