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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

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Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

Samuel L. Jackson

American actor (born 1948).

Born December 21st, 1948 in Washington, D.C..

Going-2-Die™ June 23rd, 2024 at 75 years old

Yayoi Kusama

Japanese painter, performance, and installation artist.

Born March 22nd, 1929 in Matsumoto. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ June 21st, 2024 at 95 years old

Joey Veerman

Association football player.

Born November 19th, 1998 in Volendam.

Going-2-Die™ June 20th, 2024 at 25 years old

Walter Brandmüller

Catholic cardinal.

Born January 5th, 1929 in Ansbach.

Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2024 at 95 years old

Bernardo Ruiz

Spanish road bicycle racer.

Born January 8th, 1925 in Orihuela.

Going-2-Die™ June 20th, 2024 at 99 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

      Prediction run #1718904818
      Algorithm v0.2
      Quant employee ID 348

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