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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kamala Harris
Vice president of the united states from 2021 to 2025.
Born October 20th, 1964 in Oakland Medical Center.
Going-2-Die™ December 2nd, 2025 at 61 years old
Dick Van Dyke
American actor.
Born December 13th, 1925 in West Plains.
Going-2-Die™ November 29th, 2025 at 99 years old
Alexandru Chipciu
Romanian footballer.
Born May 18th, 1989 in Brăila.
Going-2-Die™ December 2nd, 2025 at 36 years old
Gerardo Romero
Paraguayan footballer.
Born November 30th, 1905 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ November 30th, 2025 at 120 years old
Jaroslav Tuček
Czech fencer.
Born August 24th, 1882 in Prague.
Going-2-Die™ December 3rd, 2025 at 143 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764441615
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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