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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Emma Stone
American actress and producer.
Born November 6th, 1988 in Scottsdale.
Going-2-Die™ July 7th, 2026 at 37 years old
Sadie Frost
English actress and producer.
Born June 19th, 1965 in London.
Going-2-Die™ July 4th, 2026 at 61 years old
Ethel May Collins
English supercentenarian (born 1909).
Born August 21st, 1909 in Shipton Bellinger. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 7th, 2026 at 116 years old
Leo Esaki
Japanese physicist (1925-).
Born March 12th, 1925 in Takaida.
Going-2-Die™ July 6th, 2026 at 101 years old
Kesang Choden Wangchuk
The queen grandmother of bhutan..
Born May 21st, 1930 in Bhutan House.
Going-2-Die™ July 3rd, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783085685
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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