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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Michael Phelps
American swimmer (born 1985).
Born June 30th, 1985 in Baltimore. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2026 at 41 years old
Alan Oppenheimer
American voice actor (born 1930).
Born April 23rd, 1930 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2026 at 96 years old
Ethel May Collins
English supercentenarian (born 1909).
Born August 21st, 1909 in Shipton Bellinger. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2026 at 116 years old
Kruttika Desai
Indian actress.
Born February 23rd, 1968 in London.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2026 at 58 years old
René Guyot
Sport shooter.
Born November 30th, 1881 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 144 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783645703
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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