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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Blake Lively
American actress.
Born August 25th, 1987 in Tarzana.
Going-2-Die™ March 7th, 2026 at 38 years old
Line Renaud
French recording artist, actress, singer; aids activist.
Born July 2nd, 1928 in Nieppe.
Going-2-Die™ March 9th, 2026 at 97 years old
Denis Manturov
Russian politician.
Born February 23rd, 1969 in Murmansk.
Going-2-Die™ March 5th, 2026 at 57 years old
Ida Vitale
Uruguayan writer.
Born November 2nd, 1923 in Montevideo.
Going-2-Die™ March 5th, 2026 at 102 years old
Elioro Paredes
Paraguayan footballer.
Born February 19th, 1921 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ March 7th, 2026 at 105 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772714108
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Losing your life is not the worst thing that can happen. The worst thing is to lose your reason for living. Jo Nesbø