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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tonya Harding
American figure skater.
Born November 12th, 1970 in Portland.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2026 at 55 years old
James Baker
American lawyer and statesman (born 1930).
Born April 28th, 1930 in Houston.
Going-2-Die™ July 17th, 2026 at 96 years old
Afroditi Frida
Greek singer.
Born January 6th, 1964 in Athens.
Going-2-Die™ July 17th, 2026 at 62 years old
John Henry Lake
American racing cyclist.
Born July 27th, 1877 in Staten Island.
Going-2-Die™ July 15th, 2026 at 148 years old
José Bustamante
Bolivian footballer (born 1921).
Born March 5th, 1922 in Bolivia. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 16th, 2026 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784035890
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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By becoming deeply aware of our mortality, we intensify our experience of every aspect of life. Robert Greene