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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Robert Pattinson
British actor (born 1986).
Born May 13th, 1986 in London.
Going-2-Die™ July 21st, 2026 at 40 years old
Anita Lasker-Wallfisch
German-born musician and holocaust survivor (b. 1925).
Born July 17th, 1925 in Wrocław.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 101 years old
Ernest Simoni
Albanian roman catholic cardinal.
Born October 18th, 1928 in Blinisht.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 97 years old
Aurélien Joachim
Luxembourgish association football player.
Born August 10th, 1986 in Luxembourg.
Going-2-Die™ July 22nd, 2026 at 39 years old
Trude Beiser
Alpine skier.
Born September 2nd, 1927 in Lech.
Going-2-Die™ July 21st, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784456146
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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