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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Aubrey Plaza
American actress, producer, comedian, juli's wife (born 1984).
Born June 26th, 1984 in Wilmington.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 41 years old
Douglas Hurd
British conservative politician and novelist (born 1930).
Born March 8th, 1930 in Marlborough.
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 96 years old
Nicola Carey
Cricketer.
Born September 10th, 1993 in Sydney.
Going-2-Die™ June 13th, 2026 at 32 years old
Walter Beerli
Swiss footballer.
Born July 23rd, 1928 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ June 13th, 2026 at 97 years old
Pedro Ferrer
Cuban footballer.
Born January 22nd, 1908 in Cuba.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 118 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781201641
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
It is the secret of the world that all things subsist and do not die, but retire a little from sight and afterwards return again. Ralph Waldo Emerson