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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tyson Fury
British boxer (born 1988).
Born August 12th, 1988 in Manchester. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 26th, 2026 at 37 years old
Nayantara Sahgal
Indian writer (born 1927).
Born May 10th, 1927 in Prayagraj.
Going-2-Die™ May 29th, 2026 at 99 years old
Matty Beniers
American ice hockey player.
Born November 5th, 2002 in Hingham.
Going-2-Die™ May 30th, 2026 at 23 years old
Astrid Lulling
Luxembourgish politician.
Born June 11th, 1929 in Schifflange.
Going-2-Die™ May 28th, 2026 at 96 years old
Lizardo Rodríguez Nue
Peruvian footballer.
Born August 30th, 1910 in Peru.
Going-2-Die™ May 29th, 2026 at 115 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779811193
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
That’s what literature is. It’s the people who went before us, tapping out messages from the past, from beyond the grave, trying to tell us about life and death! Listen to them! Connie Willis