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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Oscar Isaac
Guatemalan-american actor.
Born March 9th, 1979 in Guatemala City.
Going-2-Die™ June 16th, 2026 at 47 years old
Darko Suvin
Croatian canadian literary critic.
Born July 19th, 1930 in Zagreb.
Going-2-Die™ June 16th, 2026 at 95 years old
Lia Koenig
Romanian israeli jewish actress.
Born November 30th, 1929 in Łódź.
Going-2-Die™ June 19th, 2026 at 96 years old
Boris Avrukh
Israeli chess grandmaster.
Born February 10th, 1978 in Karaganda.
Going-2-Die™ June 18th, 2026 at 48 years old
Víctor Brown
Bolivian footballer.
Born March 7th, 1927 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 99 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781522932
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is beautiful when seen to be a law, and not an accident. Henry David Thoreau