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Please be safe and kind out there. To date, the COVID-19 pandemic has claimed 6M+ souls, with numerous notable lives among them.
Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Johnny Depp
American actor, producer, and musician (born 1963).
Born June 9th, 1963 in Owensboro. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ October 9th, 2022 at 59 years old
Dennis Seidenberg
German ice hockey player.
Born July 18th, 1981 in Villingen-Schwenningen.
Going-2-Die™ October 5th, 2022 at 41 years old
Gazi Yaşargil
Turkish neurosurgeon.
Born July 6th, 1925 in Lice.
Going-2-Die™ October 9th, 2022 at 97 years old
Lizardo Rodríguez Nue
Peruvian footballer.
Born August 30th, 1910 in Peru.
Going-2-Die™ October 8th, 2022 at 112 years old
Carl-Erik Asplund
Swedish speed skater.
Born September 14th, 1923 in Föllinge.
Going-2-Die™ October 6th, 2022 at 99 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1664990764
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 410
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time. Samuel Johnson