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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Amber Heard
American actress.
Born April 22nd, 1986 in Austin.
Going-2-Die™ June 10th, 2026 at 40 years old
Derek Bok
American lawyer and college administrator.
Born March 22nd, 1930 in Bryn Mawr.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 96 years old
Zinaida Kupriyanovich
Belarusian singer, actress and television presenter.
Born September 17th, 2002 in Minsk. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 6th, 2026 at 23 years old
Héctor Ortiz
Mexican footballer (1928-1996).
Born December 20th, 1928 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ June 8th, 2026 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780754055
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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