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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jennifer Garner
American actress.
Born April 17th, 1972 in Houston.
Going-2-Die™ January 2nd, 2026 at 53 years old
Bob Cousy
American basketball player and coach.
Born August 9th, 1928 in Manhattan. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 1st, 2026 at 97 years old
José Sarney
Brazilian politician.
Born April 24th, 1930 in Pinheiro.
Going-2-Die™ January 1st, 2026 at 95 years old
Rosie MacLennan
Canadian trampoline gymnast.
Born August 28th, 1988 in King City.
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2025 at 37 years old
Nguyễn Thị Bình
Vietnamese politician.
Born May 26th, 1927 in Province of Sadec.
Going-2-Die™ January 1st, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766970223
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Those men who, in war, seek to preserve their lives at any rate commonly die with shame and ignominy, while those who look upon death as common to all, and unavoidable, and are only solicitous to die with honour, oftener arrive at old age and, while they live, live happier. Xenophon