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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Charlie Sheen
American actor (born 1965).
Born September 3rd, 1965 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 60 years old
Torsten Nils Wiesel
Swedish neuroscientist.
Born June 3rd, 1924 in Uppsala.
Going-2-Die™ June 6th, 2026 at 102 years old
Peggy Webber
American actress.
Born September 15th, 1925 in Laredo.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 100 years old
André Darrigade
Racing cyclist.
Born April 24th, 1929 in Narrosse.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 97 years old
Franz Schiemer
Austrian footballer (born 1986).
Born March 21st, 1986 in Haag am Hausruck.
Going-2-Die™ June 8th, 2026 at 40 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780627356
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold. Ralph Waldo Emerson