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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Lewis Hamilton
British racing driver.
Born January 7th, 1985 in Stevenage. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 41 years old
Lucas Gourna-Douath
French association football player.
Born August 5th, 2003 in Villeneuve-Saint-Georges.
Going-2-Die™ June 28th, 2026 at 22 years old
Simone Arnold Liebster
French author.
Born August 17th, 1930 in Husseren-Wesserling. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 95 years old
John Henry Lake
American racing cyclist.
Born July 27th, 1877 in Staten Island.
Going-2-Die™ June 28th, 2026 at 148 years old
Marcelino Vargas
Paraguayan footballer.
Born February 1st, 1921 in Asunción.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 105 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782503243
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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