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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Nicolas Cage
American actor (born 1964).
Born January 7th, 1964 in Long Beach.
Going-2-Die™ June 3rd, 2026 at 62 years old
John J. Sullivan
American lawyer and diplomat (born 1959).
Born November 20th, 1959 in Boston.
Going-2-Die™ June 5th, 2026 at 66 years old
Arnold Harberger
American economist.
Born July 27th, 1924 in Newark.
Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 101 years old
Akio Sohda
Olympic field hockey player for japan.
Born April 10th, 1909 in Dalian.
Going-2-Die™ June 1st, 2026 at 117 years old
Tabaré Larre Borges
Uruguayan basketball player.
Born January 6th, 1922 in Montevideo.
Going-2-Die™ June 2nd, 2026 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780329978
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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