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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jason Momoa
American actor (born 1979).
Born August 1st, 1979 in Honolulu.
Going-2-Die™ July 5th, 2026 at 46 years old
Oliver Buff
Swiss footballer.
Born August 3rd, 1992 in Baden.
Going-2-Die™ July 7th, 2026 at 33 years old
Ariel Nogueira
Brazilian footballer and manager.
Born February 22nd, 1910 in Petrópolis.
Going-2-Die™ July 6th, 2026 at 116 years old
Adesio Lombardo
Uruguayan basketball player.
Born February 2nd, 1925 in Montevideo.
Going-2-Die™ July 5th, 2026 at 101 years old
Gheorghe Brandabura
Romanian footballer.
Born February 23rd, 1913 in Argeș County.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 113 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783178317
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J.K. Rowling