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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Chloë Grace Moretz
American actress (born 1997).
Born February 10th, 1997 in Atlanta.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 29 years old
Naomi Whitehead
Oldest living person in the united states.
Born September 26th, 1910 in Georgia.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 115 years old
Bashar Rasan
Iraqi footballer.
Born December 22nd, 1996 in Baghdad.
Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2026 at 29 years old
Sutan Anwar
Indonesian footballer.
Born March 21st, 1914 in Dutch East Indies.
Going-2-Die™ July 15th, 2026 at 112 years old
Jean Hoffman
Belgian water polo player.
Born September 23rd, 1893 in Brussels.
Going-2-Die™ July 15th, 2026 at 132 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783885508
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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