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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Michelle Williams
American actress.
Born September 9th, 1980 in Kalispell.
Going-2-Die™ May 26th, 2026 at 45 years old
James B. Harris
American screenwriter, producer and director.
Born August 3rd, 1928 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ May 27th, 2026 at 97 years old
Brooke Scullion
Irish musical artist.
Born March 31st, 1999 in Bellaghy. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 26th, 2026 at 27 years old
Ilie Ciocan
Romanian supercentenarian (1913–).
Born June 10th, 1913 in Cremenari. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 27th, 2026 at 112 years old
Aleksandr Zatsepin
Soviet and russian composer.
Born March 10th, 1926 in Novosibirsk.
Going-2-Die™ May 29th, 2026 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779713953
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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