Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Liam Neeson
Northern irish actor.
Born June 7th, 1952 in Ballymena.
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2025 at 73 years old
Angie Harmon
American television actress and model.
Born August 10th, 1972 in Highland Park.
Going-2-Die™ January 4th, 2026 at 53 years old
Alejandro Jodorowsky
Chilean-french filmmaker and comics writer.
Born February 7th, 1929 in Tocopilla. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2025 at 96 years old
Mirtha Legrand
Argentine actress and television presenter.
Born February 23rd, 1927 in Villa Cañas.
Going-2-Die™ January 3rd, 2026 at 98 years old
Bibigul Tulegenova
Soviet-kazakh opera singer, actress, and educator.
Born December 16th, 1929 in Semey.
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767202866
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. Mahatma Gandhi