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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Michael J. Fox
Canadian-american actor, comedian, author, film producer, and activist.
Born June 9th, 1961 in Edmonton.
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2026 at 65 years old
George Soros
Hungarian-american investor and philanthropist (born 1930).
Born August 12th, 1930 in Budapest.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 95 years old
Marion Ross
American actress (born 1928).
Born October 25th, 1928 in Watertown.
Going-2-Die™ July 9th, 2026 at 97 years old
Dougie Hamilton
Canadian ice hockey player.
Born June 17th, 1993 in Toronto.
Going-2-Die™ July 8th, 2026 at 33 years old
Gerardo Romero
Paraguayan footballer.
Born November 30th, 1905 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2026 at 120 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783517639
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
It is not length of life, but depth of life. Ralph Waldo Emerson