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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Danny DeVito
American actor, comedian, and filmmaker.
Born November 13th, 1943 in Neptune Township.
Going-2-Die™ December 10th, 2024 at 81 years old
Sam Dekker
American basketball player.
Born May 8th, 1994 in Sheboygan.
Going-2-Die™ December 10th, 2024 at 30 years old
W. Michael Blumenthal
American businessperson, politician.
Born January 3rd, 1926 in Oranienburg.
Going-2-Die™ December 14th, 2024 at 98 years old
Júlio Duarte Langa
Mozambican cardinal.
Born October 27th, 1927 in Xai-Xai.
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2024 at 97 years old
Benjamín Maldonado
Bolivian footballer.
Born January 4th, 1928 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ December 14th, 2024 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1733791690
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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