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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rachel Weisz
British actress (born 1970).
Born March 7th, 1970 in Westminster. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 31st, 2026 at 56 years old
Noam Chomsky
American linguist and activist (born 1928).
Born December 7th, 1928 in East Oak Lane, Philadelphia. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 97 years old
Harvey Cox
American theologian (born 1929).
Born May 19th, 1929 in Malvern.
Going-2-Die™ July 30th, 2026 at 97 years old
Friedrich Wetter
German cardinal.
Born February 20th, 1928 in Landau in der Pfalz.
Going-2-Die™ August 2nd, 2026 at 98 years old
Siniša Skelin
Croatian rower.
Born July 14th, 1974 in Split.
Going-2-Die™ August 2nd, 2026 at 52 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1785322167
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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