Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Nick Cannon
American rapper, actor and comedian.
Born October 8th, 1980 in San Diego.
Going-2-Die™ March 10th, 2026 at 45 years old
Fernanda Montenegro
Brazilian actress and writer.
Born October 16th, 1929 in Rio de Janeiro. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ March 10th, 2026 at 96 years old
Roberto Aballay
Argentine footballer.
Born November 22nd, 1922 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ March 8th, 2026 at 103 years old
Kaili Shimbo
Japanese association football player.
Born August 16th, 2002 in Tokyo.
Going-2-Die™ March 10th, 2026 at 23 years old
Eugène Fraysse
French footballer.
Born August 24th, 1879 in 20th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ March 10th, 2026 at 146 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772841060
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. Leonardo da Vinci