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Terms and Conditions

Last updated on: February 1, 2023

Website Terms and Conditions

This website and all of its contents and services are to be used for fun, and not taken seriously at all. Ever.

By using this site you acknowledge you have a sense of humour, and are willing to use it while consuming our amazing content.

We do not guarantee the accuracy of anything written on our website. We will try our best, but stuff happens.

Newsletter Terms and Conditions

By subscribing to our email newsletter you agree to us storing your email address, and to receive emails from us. By subscribing to our sms newsletter you agree to us storing your phone number, and to receive sms messages from us. The aim of our newsletter service is to keep subscribers updated about notable events. The subscription to our newsletter service is not mandatory.

1. Frequency

The frequency of the newsletter varies - you may select one or many options when creating or managing your subscription.

2. Limited Liability

We reserve the sole right to either modify or discontinue the newsletter, at any time with or without notice to you. We will not be liable to you or any third party should we exercise such right. Any new features that augment or enhance the then-current services on this site shall also be subject to these Terms of Use.

We reserve the sole right to unsubscribe anyone from our newsletter service, without notice.

We do not guarantee the accuracy of anything written in our newsletter. We will try our best, but stuff happens.

3. Double opt-in

We require all subscribers to confirm their email address (or phone number) upon registration. You will therefore receive a message with a link you'll have to click in order to confirm the email address (or phone number) and your will to subscribe.

4. Privacy policy

We will not communicate or spread or publish or otherwise give away your email address, or phone number, or any other personal information we collect. We will only ever use such personal information to provide services within the srftware.com umbrella of services you explicitly opt-in to using. We will always keep your information private and secure in our database using industry standards. You'll be able to change your subscription settings or to delete it alltogether anytime.

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