Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Vladimir Putin
2nd and 4th president of russia (2000-2008, 2012-present), 7th and 11th prime minister of russia (1999-2000, 2008-2012), director of the federal security service (1998-1999) and deputy mayor of saint petersburg (1994-1996).
Born October 7th, 1952 in V.F. Snegiryov Maternity Hospital No.6. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 18th, 2025 at 73 years old
Li Ka-shing
Hong kong entrepreneur.
Born June 13th, 1928 in Chao'an District.
Going-2-Die™ December 15th, 2025 at 97 years old
Jonny Searle
British rower.
Born May 8th, 1969 in Ashford.
Going-2-Die™ December 16th, 2025 at 56 years old
Jean Roth
Cyclist.
Born March 3rd, 1924 in Le Havre.
Going-2-Die™ December 16th, 2025 at 101 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1746756890
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Tell your friend that in his death, a part of you dies and goes with him. Wherever he goes, you also go. He will not be alone. Jiddu Krishnamurti