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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Amanda Seyfried
American actress (born 1985).
Born December 3rd, 1985 in Allentown.
Going-2-Die™ October 20th, 2025 at 39 years old
François Cheng
Chinese-born french writer, poet and calligrapher.
Born August 30th, 1929 in Nanchang.
Going-2-Die™ October 18th, 2025 at 96 years old
Ömer Eldarov
Azerbaijani sculptor.
Born December 21st, 1927 in Derbent.
Going-2-Die™ October 20th, 2025 at 97 years old
Artem Morozov
Ukrainian rower.
Born February 29th, 1980 in Kherson.
Going-2-Die™ October 17th, 2025 at 45 years old
Eduardo Gutiérrez
Bolivian footballer.
Born January 17th, 1925 in Bolivia. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ October 16th, 2025 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1760560650
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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