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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Eva Mendes
American actress.
Born March 5th, 1974 in Miami.
Going-2-Die™ November 8th, 2025 at 51 years old
Todd Woodbridge
Australian tennis player.
Born April 2nd, 1971 in Sydney.
Going-2-Die™ November 4th, 2025 at 54 years old
Raif Dizdarević
Yugoslav politician.
Born December 9th, 1926 in Fojnica.
Going-2-Die™ November 8th, 2025 at 98 years old
Ernest Simoni
Albanian roman catholic cardinal.
Born October 18th, 1928 in Blinisht.
Going-2-Die™ November 8th, 2025 at 97 years old
Hubert Lefèbvre
French rugby union player.
Born November 29th, 1878 in 12th arrondissement of Paris. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 4th, 2025 at 146 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1762283717
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
By becoming deeply aware of our mortality, we intensify our experience of every aspect of life. Robert Greene