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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Keira Knightley
English actress.
Born March 26th, 1985 in Teddington.
Going-2-Die™ November 24th, 2025 at 40 years old
Robert Wagner
American actor.
Born February 10th, 1930 in Detroit.
Going-2-Die™ November 20th, 2025 at 95 years old
Paula Beer
German actress.
Born February 1st, 1995 in Mainz.
Going-2-Die™ November 22nd, 2025 at 30 years old
Alfred Moisiu
Albanian politician.
Born December 1st, 1929 in Shkodër.
Going-2-Die™ November 22nd, 2025 at 95 years old
Claire Maurier
French actress.
Born March 27th, 1929 in Céret.
Going-2-Die™ November 21st, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1763650538
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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