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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Gerard Butler
Scottish actor and film producer (born 1969).
Born November 13th, 1969 in Paisley.
Going-2-Die™ November 26th, 2025 at 56 years old
Taina Elg
Finnish actress and singer.
Born March 9th, 1930 in Helsinki.
Going-2-Die™ November 23rd, 2025 at 95 years old
Youssef Rzouga
Tunisian poet.
Born March 21st, 1957 in Tunis.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 68 years old
André Gaudin
French rower.
Born November 30th, 1874.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 150 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1763828127
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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