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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
6ix9ine
American rapper from new york.
Born May 8th, 1996 in Brooklyn. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 20th, 2025 at 29 years old
Helga Hošková-Weissová
Czech artist and holocaust survivor (b. 1929).
Born November 10th, 1929 in Prague. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 19th, 2025 at 96 years old
Lucas Gourna-Douath
French association football player.
Born August 5th, 2003 in Villeneuve-Saint-Georges.
Going-2-Die™ November 19th, 2025 at 22 years old
Ali Shafi
Egyptian footballer.
Born April 10th, 1908 in Egypt.
Going-2-Die™ November 21st, 2025 at 117 years old
Gábor Benedek
Modern pentathlete.
Born March 23rd, 1927 in Tiszafüred.
Going-2-Die™ November 21st, 2025 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1763382175
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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