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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mariah Carey
American singer and songwriter (born 1969).
Born March 27th, 1969 in Huntington. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 7th, 2025 at 56 years old
Christian Wood
American basketball player.
Born September 27th, 1995 in Long Beach.
Going-2-Die™ December 6th, 2025 at 30 years old
Rudolph A. Marcus
Canadian chemist.
Born July 21st, 1923 in Montreal.
Going-2-Die™ December 5th, 2025 at 102 years old
Benjamín Maldonado
Bolivian footballer.
Born January 4th, 1928 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ December 9th, 2025 at 97 years old
Paulin Lemaire
Gymnast.
Born December 18th, 1882 in Maubeuge. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 5th, 2025 at 142 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764969793
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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