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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Nicki Minaj
Trinidadian rapper and singer (born 1982).
Born December 8th, 1982 in Saint James.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 42 years old
Adan Mohamed Nuur Madobe
Minister of industry and commerce.
Born April 15th, 1956 in Hudur.
Going-2-Die™ November 26th, 2025 at 69 years old
Dagoberto Moll
Uruguayan footballer and manager.
Born July 22nd, 1929 in Montevideo.
Going-2-Die™ November 29th, 2025 at 96 years old
Constantin Stanciu
Romanian footballer.
Born April 13th, 1911 in Bucharest.
Going-2-Die™ November 29th, 2025 at 114 years old
Ángel Grippa
Argentine footballer.
Born March 2nd, 1914 in Argentina.
Going-2-Die™ November 27th, 2025 at 111 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764088258
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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