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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Gary Oldman
English actor and filmmaker.
Born March 21st, 1958 in London. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 30th, 2025 at 67 years old
Ann Robinson
American actress and stunt horse rider.
Born May 25th, 1929 in Hollywood.
Going-2-Die™ November 29th, 2025 at 96 years old
Carlos Guevara
Mexican footballer.
Born April 3rd, 1930 in Puebla City.
Going-2-Die™ November 28th, 2025 at 95 years old
Thomas Gayford
Canadian equestrian.
Born November 21st, 1928 in Toronto.
Going-2-Die™ December 1st, 2025 at 97 years old
Keita Sugimoto
Japanese association football player.
Born June 13th, 1982 in Itako.
Going-2-Die™ November 27th, 2025 at 43 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764257030
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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