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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Joaquín Guzmán Loera
Mexican drug lord and former leader of the sinaloa cartel.
Born April 4th, 1957 in Badiraguato. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 29th, 2025 at 68 years old
Robert Kirkman
American comic book writer.
Born November 30th, 1978 in Lexington.
Going-2-Die™ December 1st, 2025 at 47 years old
Kathleen Booth
British computer scientist.
Born July 9th, 1922 in Stourbridge. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 1st, 2025 at 103 years old
Robert Mouynet
French footballer.
Born March 25th, 1930 in Toulouse.
Going-2-Die™ November 28th, 2025 at 95 years old
Bibigul Tulegenova
Soviet-kazakh opera singer, actress, and educator.
Born December 16th, 1929 in Semey.
Going-2-Die™ November 28th, 2025 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764345719
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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