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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Julie Andrews
British actress, singer and author (born 1935).
Born October 1st, 1935 in Walton-on-Thames.
Going-2-Die™ November 29th, 2025 at 90 years old
Romaine Sawyers
Saint kitts and nevis association football player.
Born November 2nd, 1991 in Birmingham.
Going-2-Die™ November 30th, 2025 at 34 years old
René Depestre
Haitian poet and former communist activist.
Born August 29th, 1926 in Jacmel.
Going-2-Die™ November 30th, 2025 at 99 years old
Timothée Jordan
French cricketer (1865-?).
Born February 27th, 1865 in Chantilly.
Going-2-Die™ November 30th, 2025 at 160 years old
Víctor Celestino Algarañaz
Bolivian footballer.
Born April 6th, 1926 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ December 2nd, 2025 at 99 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764365957
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Take nothing for granted. Keep in mind that it can come at anytime. Even today. Maxime Lagacé