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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Anya Taylor-Joy
British-american-argentinian actress and model.
Born April 16th, 1996 in Miami.
Going-2-Die™ December 15th, 2025 at 29 years old
Lucas Grabeel
American actor and musician.
Born November 23rd, 1984 in Springfield.
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2025 at 41 years old
Vigdís Finnbogadóttir
Icelandic politician, 4th president of iceland.
Born April 15th, 1930 in Reykjavík.
Going-2-Die™ December 14th, 2025 at 95 years old
Ahmad Jannati
Iranian ayatollah.
Born February 22nd, 1927 in Isfahan.
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2025 at 98 years old
Eduardo Gutiérrez
Bolivian footballer.
Born January 17th, 1925 in Bolivia. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765479060
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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