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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jeremy Renner
American actor, producer, and musician.
Born January 7th, 1971 in Modesto. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 14th, 2025 at 54 years old
Trevor Wright
American actor.
Born August 23rd, 1982 in Pomona.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 43 years old
Stephen M. Schwebel
American judge.
Born March 10th, 1929 in New York City. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 14th, 2025 at 96 years old
Fritz Nachmann
German luger.
Born August 16th, 1929 in Kreuth.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 96 years old
Poul Svendsen
Danish rower.
Born April 21st, 1927 in Copenhagen.
Going-2-Die™ December 15th, 2025 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765312735
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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