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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Austrian-american actor, bodybuilder, and politician (born 1947).
Born July 30th, 1947 in Thal. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 14th, 2025 at 78 years old
Sooyoung
South korean singer and actress.
Born February 10th, 1990 in Gwangju.
Going-2-Die™ December 12th, 2025 at 35 years old
Adunis
Essayist, poet.
Born January 1st, 1930 in Al-Qassabin. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 10th, 2025 at 95 years old
Henepola Gunaratana
Sri lankan buddhist monk.
Born December 7th, 1927 in Henepola.
Going-2-Die™ December 12th, 2025 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765341525
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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