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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Oscar Isaac
American actor (born 1780).
Born March 9th, 1979 in Guatemala City.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2025 at 46 years old
Desmond Morris
English zoologist, ethologist and surrealist painter.
Born January 24th, 1928 in Purton. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2025 at 97 years old
Phyllis Lambert
Canadian philanthropist and member of the bronfman family.
Born January 24th, 1927 in Montreal. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2025 at 98 years old
Theodor Otto Diener
American phytopathologist.
Born February 28th, 1921 in Zürich.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2025 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766441640
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Man cannot possess anything as long as he fears death. But to him who does not fear it, everything belongs. Leo Tolstoy