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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bill Gates
American businessman, investor, and philanthropist (born 1955).
Born October 28th, 1955 in Seattle. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 70 years old
Issa Rae
American actress and writer.
Born January 12th, 1985 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2025 at 40 years old
James Baker
American lawyer and statesman (born 1930).
Born April 28th, 1930 in Houston.
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 95 years old
Mao Yushi
Chinese economist.
Born January 14th, 1929 in Nanjing.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2025 at 96 years old
Humberto Saavedra
Bolivian footballer.
Born August 3rd, 1923 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 102 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766568897
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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