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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bruno Mars
American singer, songwriter and record producer.
Born October 8th, 1985 in Honolulu.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2025 at 40 years old
Peter Cellier
British actor.
Born July 12th, 1928 in Hendon.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2025 at 97 years old
Lia Boysen
Actress.
Born April 6th, 1966 in Stockholm.
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 59 years old
Héctor Ortiz
Mexican footballer (1928-1996).
Born December 20th, 1928 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2025 at 97 years old
Gilbert Bauvin
French cyclist.
Born August 4th, 1927 in Lunéville.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2025 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766593685
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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