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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.

We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.

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Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

Elizabeth Warren

American politician (born 1949).

Born June 22nd, 1949 in Oklahoma City.

Going-2-Die™ December 20th, 2025 at 76 years old

Bonnie Bartlett

American actress.

Born June 20th, 1929 in Wisconsin Rapids.

Going-2-Die™ December 21st, 2025 at 96 years old

Nam Gyu-ri

South korean singer and actress.

Born April 26th, 1984 in Seoul.

Going-2-Die™ December 18th, 2025 at 41 years old

René Depestre

Haitian poet and former communist activist.

Born August 29th, 1926 in Jacmel.

Going-2-Die™ December 20th, 2025 at 99 years old

Birte Christoffersen

Olympic diver.

Born March 28th, 1924 in Copenhagen.

Going-2-Die™ December 19th, 2025 at 101 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

      Prediction run #1766029189
      Algorithm v0.2
      Quant employee ID 348
    

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