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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jake Paul
American youtuber and internet personality.
Born January 17th, 1997 in Cleveland. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2025 at 28 years old
Martha Fiennes
English film director, writer and producer.
Born February 5th, 1965 in Suffolk. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2025 at 60 years old
Alex Katz
American painter and sculptor.
Born July 24th, 1927 in New York City. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 20th, 2025 at 98 years old
Claire Maurier
French actress.
Born March 27th, 1929 in Céret.
Going-2-Die™ December 21st, 2025 at 96 years old
Kurt Rey
Swiss footballer.
Born December 10th, 1923 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ December 20th, 2025 at 102 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766207723
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold. Ralph Waldo Emerson