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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Virat Kohli
Indian cricket player.
Born November 5th, 1988 in Delhi. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 21st, 2025 at 37 years old
Bob Cousy
American basketball player and coach.
Born August 9th, 1928 in Manhattan. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2025 at 97 years old
Sami Trabelsi
Tunisian association football player.
Born February 4th, 1968 in Sfax.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2025 at 57 years old
Colleen Townsend
American actress.
Born December 21st, 1928 in Glendale.
Going-2-Die™ December 21st, 2025 at 97 years old
Albert Durant
Belgian water polo player.
Born July 1st, 1892 in City of Brussels.
Going-2-Die™ December 21st, 2025 at 133 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766304746
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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