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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rosamund Pike
British actress.
Born January 27th, 1979 in Hammersmith.
Going-2-Die™ January 6th, 2026 at 46 years old
Hélène Langevin-Joliot
French physicist.
Born September 19th, 1927 in 6th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ January 7th, 2026 at 98 years old
Maud Angelica Behn
Eldest child of princess märtha louise of norway and ari behn.
Born April 29th, 2003 in Rikshospitalet.
Going-2-Die™ January 3rd, 2026 at 22 years old
Jaroslav Volak
Austrian handball player.
Born July 7th, 1915 in Vienna.
Going-2-Die™ January 4th, 2026 at 110 years old
Helmut Cämmerer
Canoe racer.
Born May 5th, 1911 in Hamburg.
Going-2-Die™ January 7th, 2026 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767404639
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day. Emily Dickinson