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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Diana Ross
American vocalist, music artist and actress.
Born March 26th, 1944 in Detroit.
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2025 at 81 years old
Naser Makarem Shirazi
Iranian grand ayatollah.
Born December 3rd, 1924 in Shiraz.
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2025 at 101 years old
Oleksandr Tymchyk
Association football player.
Born January 20th, 1997 in Kriklivets.
Going-2-Die™ January 1st, 2026 at 28 years old
Jacinto Barquín
Cuban footballer.
Born September 3rd, 1915 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2025 at 110 years old
Rudolf Wirz
Swiss handball player.
Born January 28th, 1918 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2025 at 107 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767121659
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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