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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Evan Peters
American actor.
Born January 20th, 1987 in St. Louis.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 38 years old
Bonnie Bartlett
American actress.
Born June 20th, 1929 in Wisconsin Rapids.
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2026 at 96 years old
José Sarney
Brazilian politician.
Born April 24th, 1930 in Pinheiro.
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2026 at 95 years old
Marcus Ellis
English badminton player.
Born September 14th, 1989 in Huddersfield. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 17th, 2026 at 36 years old
Leonid Shcherbakov
Athletics competitor.
Born April 7th, 1927 in Yaroslavl Oblast.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768455251
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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