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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kate Mara
American actress.
Born February 27th, 1983 in Bedford.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 42 years old
Marco Dapper
American actor and model.
Born July 9th, 1983 in Hayward.
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2026 at 42 years old
Thea Musgrave
Scottish composer.
Born May 27th, 1928 in Edinburgh.
Going-2-Die™ January 19th, 2026 at 97 years old
Mostafa Taha
Egyptian footballer.
Born March 23rd, 1910 in Cairo. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2026 at 115 years old
Hermann Baumann
Olympic wrestler.
Born January 23rd, 1921 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768472955
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. Unknown