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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Lewis Hamilton
British racing driver.
Born January 7th, 1985 in Stevenage. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 19th, 2026 at 41 years old
Karina Mora
Mexican actress.
Born November 17th, 1980 in Mérida.
Going-2-Die™ January 19th, 2026 at 45 years old
Mary Tsingou
American physicist and mathematician.
Born October 14th, 1928 in Milwaukee.
Going-2-Die™ January 19th, 2026 at 97 years old
Robert Van Zeebroeck
Figure skater.
Born October 31st, 1909.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 116 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768472955
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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