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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jessica Chastain
American actress and producer.
Born March 24th, 1977 in Sacramento. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 20th, 2026 at 48 years old
Lal Krishna Advani
Indian politician.
Born November 8th, 1927 in Karachi.
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2026 at 98 years old
George E. Smith
Nobel prize winning american physicist.
Born May 10th, 1930 in White Plains.
Going-2-Die™ January 21st, 2026 at 95 years old
Hermano da Silva Ramos
Racecar driver.
Born December 7th, 1925 in 16th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ January 22nd, 2026 at 100 years old
Mei Yamazaki
Japanese singer, dancer, actress and model.
Born June 28th, 2005 in Sapporo.
Going-2-Die™ January 20th, 2026 at 20 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768688652
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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