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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sabrina Carpenter
American singer and actress.
Born May 11th, 1999 in Quakertown.
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2026 at 26 years old
Lili Taylor
American actress.
Born February 20th, 1967 in Glencoe. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2026 at 58 years old
Rebecca Schull
American actress.
Born February 22nd, 1929 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ January 25th, 2026 at 96 years old
Alfredo Devincenzi
Argentine footballer.
Born June 9th, 1907 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ January 25th, 2026 at 118 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768958406
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there’s a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see. Helen Keller (Remember that Helen Keller was blind)