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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bill Cosby
American actor and comedian (born 1937).
Born July 12th, 1937 in Philadelphia.
Going-2-Die™ January 13th, 2026 at 88 years old
Lee Tomlin
English association football player (born 1989).
Born January 12th, 1989 in Leicester.
Going-2-Die™ January 15th, 2026 at 37 years old
Brigitte Auber
French actress.
Born April 27th, 1928 in 14th arrondissement of Paris. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 13th, 2026 at 97 years old
Yvette Roudy
French politician.
Born April 10th, 1929 in Pessac.
Going-2-Die™ January 12th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768094692
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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