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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sarah Paulson
American actress.
Born December 17th, 1974 in Tampa.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 51 years old
Albert Taillandier
French racing cyclist.
Born February 8th, 1879 in 10th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ January 14th, 2026 at 146 years old
Salvador Villalba
Paraguayan footballer.
Born August 29th, 1924 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ January 14th, 2026 at 101 years old
Jaroslav Tuček
Czech fencer.
Born August 24th, 1882 in Prague.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 143 years old
Jorge Agustín Rodríguez
Argentine footballer.
Born September 15th, 1995 in Lomas de Zamora.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 30 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768192070
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation. Rumi