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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Martin Scorsese
American filmmaker (born 1942).
Born November 17th, 1942 in Queens.
Going-2-Die™ April 6th, 2026 at 83 years old
Peter Cellier
British actor.
Born July 12th, 1928 in Hendon.
Going-2-Die™ April 6th, 2026 at 97 years old
Werner Arber
Swiss microbiologist and geneticist.
Born June 3rd, 1929 in Gränichen.
Going-2-Die™ April 9th, 2026 at 96 years old
Hervé Bazin
French writer.
Born April 24th, 1200 in London. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 6th, 2026 at 825 years old
Andreas Dibowski
German equestrian.
Born March 29th, 1966 in Hamburg.
Going-2-Die™ April 8th, 2026 at 60 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768224440
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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