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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Stanley Tucci
American actor and author (born 1960).
Born November 11th, 1960 in Peekskill.
Going-2-Die™ February 1st, 2026 at 65 years old
Tippi Hedren
American actress, model and activist.
Born January 19th, 1930 in New Ulm.
Going-2-Die™ January 30th, 2026 at 96 years old
Júlio Duarte Langa
Mozambican cardinal.
Born October 27th, 1927 in Xai-Xai.
Going-2-Die™ January 31st, 2026 at 98 years old
Clement Chukwu
Nigerian sprinter.
Born July 7th, 1973 in Umuahia.
Going-2-Die™ February 1st, 2026 at 52 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769566309
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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