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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jack Black
American actor and musician.
Born August 28th, 1969 in Santa Monica. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2026 at 56 years old
Vigdís Finnbogadóttir
Icelandic politician, 4th president of iceland.
Born April 15th, 1930 in Reykjavík.
Going-2-Die™ January 25th, 2026 at 95 years old
Arjun Munda
Indian politician.
Born January 5th, 1968 in Jamshedpur.
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2026 at 58 years old
Arthur Foulkes
Bahamian politician.
Born May 11th, 1928 in Inagua.
Going-2-Die™ January 26th, 2026 at 97 years old
Ángel Grippa
Argentine footballer.
Born March 2nd, 1914 in Argentina.
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2026 at 111 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769050463
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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