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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bill Gates
American businessman, investor, and philanthropist (born 1955).
Born October 28th, 1955 in Seattle. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 29th, 2026 at 70 years old
Bonnie Bartlett
American actress.
Born June 20th, 1929 in Wisconsin Rapids.
Going-2-Die™ January 28th, 2026 at 96 years old
Mira Banjac
Serbian actress.
Born September 4th, 1929 in Erdevik.
Going-2-Die™ January 29th, 2026 at 96 years old
Bibi Johns
Swedish singer and actress.
Born January 21st, 1929 in Arboga.
Going-2-Die™ January 28th, 2026 at 97 years old
Klaus Bondam
Danish actor and politician.
Born November 19th, 1963 in Aakirkeby.
Going-2-Die™ January 26th, 2026 at 62 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769340203
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life. Terry Pratchett