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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kamala Harris
Vice president of the united states from 2021 to 2025.
Born October 20th, 1964 in Oakland Medical Center.
Going-2-Die™ February 10th, 2026 at 61 years old
James Hong
American actor, voice actor and director.
Born February 22nd, 1929 in Minneapolis.
Going-2-Die™ February 8th, 2026 at 96 years old
Lobna Abdel Aziz
Egyptian actress (born 1935).
Born August 1st, 1920 in Cairo.
Going-2-Die™ February 8th, 2026 at 105 years old
René Depestre
Haitian poet and former communist activist.
Born August 29th, 1926 in Jacmel.
Going-2-Die™ February 9th, 2026 at 99 years old
Seiya Baba
Japanese association football player.
Born October 24th, 2001 in Chiba Prefecture.
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2026 at 24 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1770470632
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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