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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Paris Hilton
American media personality and socialite.
Born February 17th, 1981 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ February 8th, 2026 at 44 years old
Prudencio Norales
Honduran footballer.
Born April 20th, 1956 in Honduras.
Going-2-Die™ February 10th, 2026 at 69 years old
Robert Van Zeebroeck
Figure skater.
Born October 31st, 1909.
Going-2-Die™ February 9th, 2026 at 116 years old
Luis Reyes Peñaranda
Bolivian footballer.
Born June 5th, 1911 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ February 12th, 2026 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1770564545
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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