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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Nicki Minaj
Trinidadian rapper and singer.
Born December 8th, 1982 in Saint James.
Going-2-Die™ February 11th, 2026 at 43 years old
Lal Krishna Advani
Indian politician.
Born November 8th, 1927 in Karachi.
Going-2-Die™ February 11th, 2026 at 98 years old
Jack F. Matlock, Jr.
American diplomat.
Born October 1st, 1929 in Greensboro. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 12th, 2026 at 96 years old
Petru Pascari
Moldovan politician.
Born September 22nd, 1929 in Stroiești (Transnistria).
Going-2-Die™ February 12th, 2026 at 96 years old
Luca Braidot
Bicycle racer.
Born May 29th, 1991 in Gorizia.
Going-2-Die™ February 15th, 2026 at 34 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1770779970
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Those men who, in war, seek to preserve their lives at any rate commonly die with shame and ignominy, while those who look upon death as common to all, and unavoidable, and are only solicitous to die with honour, oftener arrive at old age and, while they live, live happier. Xenophon