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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jessica Alba
American actress, model and businesswoman.
Born April 28th, 1981 in Pomona.
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2026 at 44 years old
Nayantara Sahgal
Indian author, former ambassador to italy.
Born May 10th, 1927 in Allahabad.
Going-2-Die™ February 8th, 2026 at 98 years old
Mathilde Ollivier
French actress and producer born 1994.
Born September 20th, 1994 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2026 at 31 years old
Elioro Paredes
Paraguayan footballer.
Born February 19th, 1921 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2026 at 104 years old
Daphne Hasenjager
Athletics competitor.
Born July 2nd, 1929 in Pretoria.
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1770326165
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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