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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Dwayne Johnson
American actor and professional wrestler.
Born May 2nd, 1972 in Hayward.
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 53 years old
Luis Rubiales
Spanish football player and executive.
Born August 23rd, 1977 in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria.
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 48 years old
William Perry
American mathematician and businessman, former secretary of defense.
Born October 11th, 1927 in Vandergrift.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 98 years old
Paul Müller
Swiss actor, born 1923.
Born March 11th, 1923 in Neuchâtel.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2026 at 102 years old
Émile Spannoghe
Belgian footballer.
Born October 30th, 1879 in Grembergen.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2026 at 146 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771657390
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life. Bertolt Brecht