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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Matthew McConaughey
American actor.
Born November 4th, 1969 in Uvalde.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2026 at 56 years old
Gang Dong-won
South korean actor.
Born January 18th, 1981 in Busan.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2026 at 45 years old
Abdoulaye Wade
3rd president of senegal.
Born May 29th, 1926 in Kébémer.
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 99 years old
Matthew Meselson
American geneticist and molecular biologist.
Born May 24th, 1930 in Denver.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 95 years old
Hans Minder
Olympic wrestler.
Born August 28th, 1908.
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 117 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771673826
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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