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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rosamund Pike
English actress.
Born January 27th, 1979 in Hammersmith.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 47 years old
Mahathir Mohamad
Prime minister of malaysia from 1981 to 2003 and 2018 to 2020.
Born December 20th, 1925 in Alor Setar. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 100 years old
Nayantara Sahgal
Indian author, former ambassador to italy.
Born May 10th, 1927 in Allahabad.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 98 years old
Dominick Kumbela
Dr congolese footballer.
Born April 20th, 1984 in Kinshasa.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 41 years old
Ariel Nogueira
Brazilian footballer and manager.
Born February 22nd, 1910 in Petrópolis.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2026 at 116 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771736061
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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