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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tasuku Honjo
Japanese professor of immunology and genomic medicine (1942–).
Born January 27th, 1942 in Kyoto. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 84 years old
Dave Krusen
American drummer.
Born March 10th, 1966 in Tacoma.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2026 at 59 years old
Alex Katz
American painter and sculptor.
Born July 24th, 1927 in New York City. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 98 years old
Jordi Pujol
Spanish politician.
Born June 9th, 1930 in Barcelona. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 95 years old
Jaan Einasto
Estonian astrophysicist (born 1929).
Born February 23rd, 1929 in Tartu.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771765965
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
https://www.deathpulse.com/next?key=eyJydW4iOjE3NzE3NjU5NjUsImlkcyI6WzQ4MTQ2LDQzODIwOSw0NDAzMzgs%0AMTA0MzAyLDQ1ODUyOV19%0A
Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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